“We’re all going to die down here.”

“Increase the orphan input to the orphan crushing machine! We need more blood/lube for the war machine!”

I’d tell ya to check my history, champ, but I’m guessing the reading comprehension is beyond you, so I’ll summarize with a hearty

HAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, mercy!

Bull horn

2. Put your dick in the box

One mag dump for Mom.

Reload.

One mag dump hitting nothing.

Reload.

One mag dump for baby!

Gee, wouldn’t it be nice if both countries prioritized space exploration instead of wholesale slaughter?

Not nearly as cringe as your comment.

Another fine example of walking your talk, right here.

More talk from a bag of air.

This is exactly how it works. You buy a hammer and you realize you need a saw, too. And a wrench would be handy. And i need a drill now, so…

It’s not true in the least. The only difference between the left and right gun owners is you’ll never see Christmas cards of the family holding ARs coming out of leftists houses.

This country fucking sucks.

Hear fucking hear.

you’re the oppressors.

That’s some fine victim blaming, ya got there. Tell that to the family of Renee Good, you fucking pussy. All i ever see from you is talk. Put up, or shut up. Be the change you want, tough guy.

Problem is, we’ve got a long time to go before we’ve “exhausted all other possibilities.”

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I’m so street, they put my naaaaaaaaaaame on the siiiiiiiiiiiiiign!

“Hoomily homily hoppidee doo! Gabba glagga gobba goo! Fliminey flominy fobiddity foo!”

That’s how I’ll sound with a mouth full of crabs!

Case in point, folks.

Boy, that reading comprehension sure is hard to come by, these days.