Cheese is the only reason I have left to get out of bed in the morning. An ex once said my diet is like 90% cheese, and when I tried to refute that claim, I had difficulty making a case that I don’t actually eat that much cheese. That was the day that I realized I may have a problem. But since nobody shames anyone for being a cheese-aholic, I’m not even going to attempt to quit.
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Cheese is the only reason I have left to get out of bed in the morning. An ex once said my diet is like 90% cheese, and when I tried to refute that claim, I had difficulty making a case that I don’t actually eat that much cheese. That was the day that I realized I may have a problem. But since nobody shames anyone for being a cheese-aholic, I’m not even going to attempt to quit.
Also, I’m going to buy cheese later today.
Do you happen to have a dog called Gromit?
Watch out for gout
Cheese is one of the foods that increases your serotonin levels. It literally makes you happier.
Oh y-y-yeah, well I eat twice as much - no ten times as much - cheese as you! That’s
180%900% cheesy!