No, it’s actually rather warm. The heat is how it works.

Maybe he’ll realize one day that covid wasn’t a hoax, and that Alex Jones is an insane lunatic.

What about corn?

Carroling?

So what I’m hearing is that you’re a big fan of Windows 11…

votes for MynameisAllen for president

Now if only we knew their name…

Dumbtv

Ah, you found a way to joke in these trying times.

What if the person before the pooper flushed, and then the pooper got 0% in the bowl.

Maybe it was written by him!!! Plot twist!!!

Uhhh…the coverup worked. I’m 42, and this is the first I’ve ever heard that we nuked Greenland. I feel like that SHOULD be common knowledge, but I’m willing to bet if I ask 100 random people, 0 will think I’m telling the truth if I told them we’ve nuked Greenland before.

I smoked weed when it was illegal. I’ll speak freely when it’s illegal.

And one day I’ll shit on Art Modell’s grave. That’s not really relevant to AI, but I’m still gonna do it.

NEVER!!!

Oh no! Who is driving? Bear is driving! How can this be? Show me the money! Oh no!

I always get suggested step sibling porn. But if I had to guess what’s the most popular, I’d guess either creampie, or hotwife. Which isn’t the same as cheating, and certainly not rape.

What would make you think cheating and rape?

Well what are YOU jerking off to?

Not clicking that link.

…ew

Is that what he’s doing? I read it as “limbo”, and thought he was making the commentary of “how low can we go?”

I’m not saying I agree with that statement. I’d openly support a socialist president. Just so long as he doesn’t diddle kids, or murder americans. That feels like a really low bar, and yet we aren’t clearing it.

cue The Office theme song

Wow, the show really went downhill since Micheal left…