• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
    32·
    13 days ago

    Cheese is the only reason I have left to get out of bed in the morning. An ex once said my diet is like 90% cheese, and when I tried to refute that claim, I had difficulty making a case that I don’t actually eat that much cheese. That was the day that I realized I may have a problem. But since nobody shames anyone for being a cheese-aholic, I’m not even going to attempt to quit.

    Also, I’m going to buy cheese later today.

  • morto@piefed.socialEnglish
    19·
    13 days ago

    Wait, the author is officially on mastodon? Nice!

    Is there a way to follow from lemmy?

    • Sundray@lemmus.orgOPEnglish
      6·
      13 days ago

      I don’t believe so. I think you might be able to do it from Mbin, but it’s been ages since I’ve logged into an Mbin instance.

        • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
          6·
          13 days ago

          So you walk up to the bar through the smoke and noise, preferably to “Rock You Like A Hurricane.” Then the hotties will turn to each other and say stuff like, “OMG Becky, a cheeseboy. Wanna make a grilled cheese if you know what I mean???” And other things of that matter.