Buddhist hell is very much a thing. Dude hasn’t covered his bases here.
Sure, but you don’t go there as a punishment from god for a lack of belief, you go there because you did shitty things.
Forgot to do your sacrafices to the gods
I think this is guaranteed hell for some religions
Heard St. Peter is checking all social media history back five years before they let you into Heaven.
Those who do not have fat baby JD Vance memes in their gallery will be denied admission.
I heard it was browser history?
Let’s hope that one of the most important rules of both Christianity and Islam is that you shouldn’t have another god
No Gods before Yahweh/Allah (same God). Just make sure he’s the first one.
Right this does have me curious how many world religions you could juggle. I think you could practice both Christianity and Islam at the same time and still be within the rules.
Buddhism, Hinduism, and Taoism should be able to fit those rules as well.
Depends on how strict you want to be, the cumulative dietary restrictions would be rough.
You came back from the desert with a new friend, didn’t you?
That’s called Unitarian Universalism.
“There are an estimated 10,000 distinct religions worldwide” [source https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion]
Gonna need more apps.
But which one is right??!!! /S.
as the world ends in fire and brimstone, one random village in cambodia rises into the sky showered in heavenly radiance
Is that where the song “Holendaise in Cambodia” is about?
Against all odds, the one you were born into. Isn’t that convenient?
How many would be left if you exclude any religions that don’t necessarily demand adherence, or maybe anything?
Might also want to stay out of Manhattan, because that’s where Hell’s Kitchen is.
This reminds me of the northern part of the current Prästgatan, “Priests Street”, in the Old Town in Stockholm.
Before 1885 that part of Prästgatan was called Helvetesgränd, “Hell’s ally”, which is an amazing street name in Swedish, and a brilliant metal album name in English.
The entire block was known as Helvetet, “Hell”.
This is the location:
https://maps.app.goo.gl/DGCAT98vZ7e8HwDUA
This is where the gallows were located.
i love this because 1) it sounds so much more mundane in swedish than it does in english (i can’t imagine someone’s address being Nr. 666 Hell’s Alley), and 2) “helvete” has become such a mild curse that having it associated with gallows gives emotional whiplash
I think Helvetesgränd sounds far more dramatic than “hells alley”, mostly due to it containing the letter “r” so you can roll it in your mouth for added effect.
that just sounds comedic to me, like you’re putting on a comedy gothenburg dialect
What’s the second one?
It’s literally impossible to know. We don’t have the technology to look this up.
the “wemuslim” app X_X
i’m always astounded that stuff like this isn’t considered obviously blasphemous, isn’t the religion supposed to be serious and a matter of your fucking soul? why are we using startup names for religious apps?
At least for hindu stuff it might make sense, there’s definitely some chill hindu deities that have humor.
