Terminal, (s)even.

yeah it’s much smarter to have all your belongings taken away by debt collectors

wohlfüh put yuh ass away

that just sounds comedic to me, like you’re putting on a comedy gothenburg dialect

do you think it’s gross to wash your hands in the sink? if not, why is it magically gross to drink the water from the tap?

i mean yeah, different scientists, significantly later

or what, do you have to agree with everyone that came before you because you’re a human and they were also humans??

i’m always astounded that stuff like this isn’t considered obviously blasphemous, isn’t the religion supposed to be serious and a matter of your fucking soul? why are we using startup names for religious apps?

At least for hindu stuff it might make sense, there’s definitely some chill hindu deities that have humor.

i love this because 1) it sounds so much more mundane in swedish than it does in english (i can’t imagine someone’s address being Nr. 666 Hell’s Alley), and 2) “helvete” has become such a mild curse that having it associated with gallows gives emotional whiplash

as the world ends in fire and brimstone, one random village in cambodia rises into the sky showered in heavenly radiance

it is nice to not cause a stampede because people think a fire broke out

if only there was some sort of product designed specifically to alleviate the need for nicotine when you can’t smoke, like some sort of chewing gum with nicotine in it…

so you’re saying it has bonus functionality?

still not a thing in europe, we just use the sinks in the toilets.

which is ironic, because that’s not how covid fucking spreads, at all

this is why i twerk while drinking from a fountain, and when i’m done with water running down my chin and tongue drooping, i gently moan.

Elijah has a shorter face and smiles like he’s insane but has learned to live with it

i only really trust warranties from stores, because they actually have repair departments you can go to, and if both parties decide it’s best to just get you a replacement then they have stock in the store and you can just pick the new one up right away.

it’s so wild to read about how other people treat mattresses, to me they’re like like pillows: i’m not going to spend a lot of money on it and i expect to get a new one every couple years.

i’ve never even understood spring mattresses and all that, just give me a big thick piece of foam and fabric!

they also do a lot of work, try raising yourself onto your toes a bunch of times in a row, your calves will glow like the top element in the oven.