My end goal is to be a lesbiab living with a cute girl with cats :3
Were I to live with just a woman, cuteness would rank second to … well, certain skills and talents.
get your mind out of the gutter … if you want to
I meant cooking, of course, because I’m a shit cook.
Idk I personally do enjoy a nice useless lesbian :3
I already have a nice, useless male SO.¹ My standards for an added partner would have to be ever so slightly higher!
¹ OK, that’s unfair. He’s not useless. He helps out with technology stuff made by actually useless people.
The fact they can’t view a worse fate than not having to deal with men will always be fuckin’ hilarious to me.
Also why is the choice “(presumably toxic) men” and “cats”?
Women are out there too.
I went and watched a movie with a friend yesterday, there was a contiguous pile of 2 women, 2 dogs, and a cat.
Could not be improved.
Whenever anyone says that to me, which has happened several times because I’m a blunt cunt sometimes, I tell them I already do that and wouldn’t give it up for anything short of “fuck you money”. I genuinely dislike sharing my living space with other humans, because I don’t even like cleaning after myself, nuts to cleaning up after someone else, which is how it always goes. Being rich would fix that tho cuz I could afford to properly compensate for cleaning services.
An old, male, friend had a theory that lesbians are lazy … we pair up so we only have to do half the housework.
Oh that is horrendous misogyny
No, it was a joke. He treated me and my wife like family. And when we were moving out if the country he cried like a baby when hugging us goodbye.
I absolutely fantasize about living alone with just a dog. But that is second to my fantasy of living in a much smaller home and lighting most of my shit on fire. I should try combining them…
Don’t let your dreams be memes???
my dude the alternate of ending up alone and stuck living with a you to deal with is not the w proposition you think it is
This line is so enraging because it’s fundamentally asserting that a woman’s life is of no value on its own. Like, your life, YOU, as a human, are not worth anything by yourself. Really disgusting misogyny actually!
Especially when this kind of sentiment comes from women. It’s so bleak. Like ma’am you are insulting yourself as well!
Just look at how happy Enya is, living in her castle with an army of cats. I can’t think of a better way to live.
Or bears.
How awesome would that be?
I also choose the bear
Very awesome, they’re usually good at DIY and bar-b-qs
Oh, good! Someone got the double-pronged joke!
I met an emu yesterday. I want to live with emus. The Australian military won’t be able to get anywhere close.
Ooooh that sounds fun! Mind if I visit?
Not at all.
Awesome I’ll get packing
My grandma, mom, and I each had to learn the hard way before making that upgrade.
They do not understand that this implies great wealth. I can afford to live alone? And have multiple cats?? Yes please!
Just need the cats.
I’m not gonna play ball and say it sounds magical to me. I have cats and love them, but without my wife, that sounds only half amazing, if so.
I mean that’s what I was doing when I met my wife. Invited her to join.
Dammit now I have the “can’t hug every cat” song in my head
