Don’t forget facepaint for día de los muertos

That wasn’t the whole point of getting it?

I bet when your toothpaste is low you get out the scissors and cut it open so you can scrape out every last mint.

Might I offer a design suggestion? Feel free to ignore

So does it have a hole near the bottom of that straw? If not, I’m thinking drill one in. Like, in the side of the straw. Am I making sense?. It’ll pour faster, the top hole (vertical) just became your air hole. The bottom hole (horizontal) gets all the shampoo.

Ceci n’est pas une balle

at a later time, several of his other openers have dropped from the tour

The biggest news of who dropped from the tour is Ed Sheeran’s band.

Wait shit, the face is supposed to be first? I’ve been 👉👈 🥺ing like an idiot

Rage the fucking machine?

Light a candle (before is better than after, I’ve tested this extensively. I should probably submit my documentation somewhere and at least go for an associates in farts or candles, idk) and if that’s not enough, they make this deodorant you can eat if you have weapon grade farts

Do you have a preferred foam tape?

I’m probably going to be buying some in the next couple weeks (I will probably need some shims) and anything foamy will work

Failing that, office space is good inspiration

Teach me your ways master

I don’t think I’m up for a screw that short

you… you don’t have any do you internet person pretending to be a musician?

as soon as you list your studio albums. i ain’t got time for nobodies

We’re not all petty little broken crybabies

your comments here notwithstanding?

yeah, y’all have been describing us as broken and putting us in freak shows for ages. now you pay us to make you look like you have class when you get entertainment. it’s really quite amusing from the musician’s end.

I’m sorry they weren’t able to be themselves around you

the second one makes me uncomfortable. not because of the easy butt access, that’s a plus as far as i’m concerned, it’s the flesh-jean seam. what are you using for your stitching?

so dude, billie eilish comes up in his wikipedia well before the apple tv intro music.

like, Jet is known for more than being in the ipod commercial. if you’re an apple fanboy and don’t have a lot of other interests, that’s all you’ll know them from though.