I knew you would ask me that. Already did that yesterday, please restart the app if you cannot see it.

Hey Grok, what kind of battle plan would you suggest the US use against an adversary like me?

Ohh, I thought it was done by Four Seasons Total Landscaping!

Wait, they did an ad after that?

You really think that would’ve been her cause had the 2024 election gone a different way?

Yeah, she believes in her cause far more than a shiny metal disk, which if given up the rest of the world will know what happened. Not like she was motivated by it, and it’s the only card she really has when dealing with the US military. Certainly not worth calling her a spineless… That.

And the one whose knee was actually on him was sentenced to 22.5 years

Oh sorry, won’t happen again! We’re all fucked.

It’s the same jurisdiction that put 4 cops in jail for murdering George Floyd. There’s a good chance that AG Keith Ellison is looking into it

even though I read this huge wall of text, I’m not closer to understanding what this plugin actually does

Sounds like every piece of corporate literature produced in at least the last decade

Not qualified for that either

That’s the even more neat part: their terms don’t have an auto-renew.

Who, me? Oh, I wouldn’t. That’s probably why I’m not qualified to be POTUS.

It’s crazy to me how Cordoba was such a major city centuries ago, even on a global scale. Now most people haven’t even heard of it and its population isn’t even half a million.

“Everybody wants us to have a bigger presence in Greenland to combat the Russian/Chinese Arctic influence,” Republican Sen. Lindsey Graham said.

If only we had some kind of alliance with Greenland/Denmark and perhaps other countries in the North Atlantic. Maybe we could, like, set up a military base in another country to protect those mutual interests? I know it sounds crazy because we don’t do any of that currently, but maybe that would be a better option.

Trump-appointed judge from season 1, by the way

I used to work for (3-letter US pharmacy chain)

Having done the same (well, a smaller company they bought well before I started), you have my deepest sympathies.

I didn’t know Congress needed the president’s permission to exist

Well for one thing, elections are held by the states.

It’s not a nuclear option because it’s not even an option.