Professor Stump

Smash don’t mince

They should have “sideshow tents” at farmers markets that are just full of double yolked eggs & elephant garlic… maybe a few giant gourds or a potato that looks like Bill Burr.

It’s a little & fun unknown fact that garlic can eat garlic & become ultra-garlic

Fasciated, perchance?

Hell no it doesn’t, I was simply adding context & by doing so clarifying that the information in the comment was true.

Not just any mosquito, a hero according to many

#If Chrono Trigger was Final Fantasy III

#Earthbound is for reals legit like

#The Legend of Zelda: Links Awakening

#for nerds

IIRC it was a surgeon that she had used and recommended to him.

Et tu, Chimpmonk!?

To the Brem, please

They say when Pooping Georg eats borscht, the rivers run red. Some have taken this to mean that Pooping Georg is dying (and thus our fertile soil) however, it’s just beets.

Heroiam Slava! 🇺🇦

Long story short;

There’s a ton of things people can do with heads: I prefer when people use them for good, like when you have them and use them while they are still attached for kindness or generosity, teaching or creating. Good stuff, ya know.

I have heard stories about people doing the opposite of these things and getting wreckt for it. Like, worse than guillotines. One dude was beheaded and had his head stuffed up his butt and draggedth around the streets (or so the legend goes). But these are things that should be avoided. Imagine if the bad guys were like the fictional characters (such as Scrooge) and started throwing frozen Turkey out the windows at childrens or whatever.

…that would be cool.

It’s okay, apparently a few billionaire heads are worth the privacy & dignity of humanity.

Burning sulfur?

Oh, yeah. His name was “Immanuel Kant” and he was really into morals (not to be mistaken with Morels: the mushroom) but he definitely talked about this chick…

…I just remembered!!! Andromeda!! Lolz

So, long story short…

I once met this dude named Immanuel who started bragging about this chick and how she kind of looked similar to an elipsoid if viewed from the correct angle…

Anyway, he told me how she was with this dude named Perseus who used to kill monsters big time.

I guess, apparently… she was really into this kind of kinky shit as well…

I like the way both of those words sound, right before the new industrial revolution begins churning out freshly sharpened guillotines.

In both cases, the people rejoice and get a free ball to kick around.

Epstein Files