It would be more acceptable but I’m actually Canadian with a mother who has no regard for human taste buds

My mom used to make a fruit salad with apples, oranges, grapes, and mayo. I hated mayo and fruits for a long time as a kid until I learned they taste much better seperate.

Hey buddy, according to dozens of youtubers and podcasters, my personal information is already out there for every one unless I pay $10.99 to an internet scrubber

Lofi video game music

Greasy pepperoni pizza with a hint of cardboard, live rosemary, the first few times smelling rain and dirt after winter, cold winter air, green tea, so many things

I recall in college about 14 years ago we spoke about the electric impulses in plants and how they change in reaction to stress

That plating in particular looks like a stainless steel prison toilet

He didn’t actually say a banana was $10 did he?

Don’t get my hopes up bro

Next week’s news headline “First Lady Melania Has Disappeared Under Mysterious Circumstances”

Socioeconomic stress ages you? You don’t say…

I wouldn’t be surprised if he spent all that money on purpose to line the pockets of some defense contractors that he may be “friends” with

I usually put on a layer about as thick as one of the slices of bread. My tip is to make a melt. Put a very thin layer of mayo on each slice, throw them mayo side down in a pan on medium-low, tuna salad on one slice, cheese on the other get it golden brown then slap those 2 bad boys together.

I wish there was another avenue to direct the unity towards that actually makes the government change for the better

I’m not trying to be oppositional but have there been any solid improvements as a result of the protests? Because from the outside it just looks like a bunch of chaos spiraling further and further

Just casually dropping some genocidal comments on a tuesday morning, nothing out of the ordinary. Nobody could have expected him to be so hitler-esque. Complete surprise. Good job murica

Sounds like a joke Theo would say

Some people are fully happy sitting at home and reading while it would be torture to others. There are a lot of variables like socioeconomic, mental health, even IQ. I think Theo is an incredibly intelligent person who has perfected a character but he does have depression which makes it hard for him to enjoy things.

Theo Von?

I think the term is hedonic adaptation or treadmill. Some people don’t feel satisfied with being content so they constantly seek more. Like a crack addict.

You can also be relatively immortal