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AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days ago

The first evidence of human activity every archaeological expedition encounters is evidence of an archeological expedition.

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The first evidence of human activity every archaeological expedition encounters is evidence of an archeological expedition.

AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 23 days ago

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Krauerking@lemy.lol · 24 days ago

The difference between a statue you make of yourself and one someone sculpts in your honor is, Monumental

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The difference between a statue you make of yourself and one someone sculpts in your honor is, Monumental

Krauerking@lemy.lol · 24 days ago

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falseWhite@lemmy.world · 24 days ago

Why do we produce so much porn?

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Why do we produce so much porn?

falseWhite@lemmy.world · 24 days ago

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ramble81@lemmy.zip · 24 days ago

"No pain, no gain" would be an interesting slogan for an injury attorney.

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"No pain, no gain" would be an interesting slogan for an injury attorney.

ramble81@lemmy.zip · 24 days ago

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DandomRude@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days ago

There should be more negative awards. For example: the most pathetic nation or the most monstrous person of the year.

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There should be more negative awards. For example: the most pathetic nation or the most monstrous person of the year.

DandomRude@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days ago

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Krauerking@lemy.lol · 26 days ago

The difference between a Collection and a Hoard, is "Standards"

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The difference between a Collection and a Hoard, is "Standards"

Krauerking@lemy.lol · 26 days ago

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presoak@lazysoci.al · 26 days ago

your vocal chords are lips that whistle in your throat

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your vocal chords are lips that whistle in your throat

presoak@lazysoci.al · 26 days ago

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jaykrown@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days ago

A billion dollars and a Ferrari doesn't matter if all you have are bumpy torn up roads with potholes to drive on

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A billion dollars and a Ferrari doesn't matter if all you have are bumpy torn up roads with potholes to drive on

jaykrown@lemmy.worldEnglish · 26 days ago

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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 26 days ago

The news media has career recaps ready to go for all the major celebrities and public figures for when they die

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The news media has career recaps ready to go for all the major celebrities and public figures for when they die

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca · 26 days ago

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faizalr@piefed.socialEnglish · 27 days ago

“Everybody talks about wanting to change things and help and fix, but ultimately all you can do is fix yourself. And that's a lot. Because if you can fix yourself, it has a ripple effect.”

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“Everybody talks about wanting to change things and help and fix, but ultimately all you can do is fix yourself. And that's a lot. Because if you can fix yourself, it has a ripple effect.”

faizalr@piefed.socialEnglish · 27 days ago

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AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days ago

I wonder what humans do when they’re not taking showers. And where does all this water come from? And how did I become sentient?

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I wonder what humans do when they’re not taking showers. And where does all this water come from? And how did I become sentient?

AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days ago

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anchorite@community.nodebb.org · 27 days ago

I'm gonna need a walk-in shower soon enough

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I'm gonna need a walk-in shower soon enough

anchorite@community.nodebb.org · 27 days ago

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jaykrown@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days ago

Celebrating anti-intellectualism is the biggest danger to humanity

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Celebrating anti-intellectualism is the biggest danger to humanity

jaykrown@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days ago

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TootSweet@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days ago

Sheep dogs probably think sheep are just dumb dogs that need looked after

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Sheep dogs probably think sheep are just dumb dogs that need looked after

TootSweet@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days ago

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MrShankles@reddthat.com · 28 days ago

The difference between logical and pathological is a path

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The difference between logical and pathological is a path

MrShankles@reddthat.com · 28 days ago

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anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works · 28 days ago

The Stock Market is Just Financial Fantasy Sports

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The Stock Market is Just Financial Fantasy Sports

anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works · 28 days ago

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√𝛂𝛋𝛆@piefed.worldEnglish · 28 days ago

Money buys hope

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Money buys hope

√𝛂𝛋𝛆@piefed.worldEnglish · 28 days ago

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presoak@lazysoci.al · 29 days ago

Skeletons with huge artificial breasts. Graveyards are full of them. Bones and silicone don't rot.

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Skeletons with huge artificial breasts. Graveyards are full of them. Bones and silicone don't rot.

presoak@lazysoci.al · 29 days ago

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BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world · 28 days ago

i'm gonna have to stand up aren't i

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i'm gonna have to stand up aren't i

BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world · 28 days ago

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yesman@lemmy.world · 29 days ago

Nobody is looking forward to Donald Trump's death more than his rotten kids.

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Nobody is looking forward to Donald Trump's death more than his rotten kids.

yesman@lemmy.world · 29 days ago

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