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Maven (famous)@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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Maven (famous)@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • piedonut@piefed.social
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    It just means you have to wear heels when she wears hers.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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  • St.Elsewhere@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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    This is an excellent pun. I don’t know how I feel about the rest of this, but the pun is top notch.

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      oh damn that took me a hot minute to figure out, thanks for letting me know it was a pun.

      • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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        I read it as “six foot two,” so I didn’t get it at first.

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      Yeah, solid pun. The image of said gurl getting punched not so solid. It would take but a minute to redo this meme into something less violent.

      • Maven (famous)@piefed.zipOP
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        Thats a 12-13 yo boy holding up a toy smart watch. Its not a punch, its just “flexing”.

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          Yeah, doesn’t look like a punch to me either, but just looking up the IG account that’s tagged on here I kinda wouldn’t be surprised if they did post an image of a woman getting punched given all the other right wing stuff there

          Fwiw, I think yoinking a good pun off a bad account on a bad website and posting it to a better website makes the world a better place

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        Is that what’s happening? I thought the person in the image was just holding up their left hand to show their watch (blood pressure monitor?) for some reason

        • Maven (famous)@piefed.zipOP
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          Its a young boy holding up a toy smart watch. Its just to emulate images of people “flexing” wealth on social media.

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            Damn. Thats a fisher price ass watch.

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              Hard to say anything for sure anymore given how we’re all several layers of irony deep at any point, but I think that may in fact be the joke (or part of it anyway)

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              Pretty sure its a vtech.

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        Is the girl in the room with us?

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    Awhile back there was this Asian woman who had an insane amount of “must haves”, then you got to her picture and she was like a 5 at best. Some guy made a male AI version of her and asked if she would date him. She tries to sue him or something because he was so embarrassed.

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      because he was so embarrassed.

      He?

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    I don’t get it.

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      six two ≈ sick to

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    I feel like this needs to be read by the “IKEA guy”…

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    I would prefer my partner to be taller than me, but I’m 5’5 so it’s not a very difficult requirement to hit :3

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      I am a short 5’12.

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        I’m a medium 5’15"

        • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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          Damn.

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      Pretty difficult for dudes that aren’t that tall, can’t exactly work out to get taller. Not that you can do much about what you are/aren’t attracted to either though.

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      I would prefer my partner be taller than me bit I’m a lesbian and taller than most men. So yeah I tower over my partners historically, especially when I wear heels

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      I’m 6 foot and my husband is 5’9, it was weird at first but I’m glad I pushed through it because it’s over 20 years later and he makes me really happy. Point is, don’t make it a deal breaker because you might miss out on something great.

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        The very best men are the short ones

        ^Disclaimer: I’m a short guy with no data to back this up^

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    I don’t get it.

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      6’2 pronounced as six two, which sounds like “sick to”

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        Oh, that would explain it. I pronounce it “six foot two”.

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      I’m a rock, so uhhhh kick rocks

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        Kinky

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