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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago

Guys there's a message in my Apple Jacks!

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Guys there's a message in my Apple Jacks!

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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours ago
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        It still wouldn’t be the weirdest or worst part of that film. Off topic, but I’m convinced the movie is the dramatization of the narrative that Wonka presented to his company lawyers. For half of that stuff to exist and work as it does, there’s got to be a real horror story running behind the scenes.

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