Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoScientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?message-squaremessage-square44linkfedilinkarrow-up124arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up119arrow-down1message-squareScientists discover a treatment that will let you live to be 1000 but it also turns you into a reptile. Do you do it?Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square44linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDaddleDew@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-24 days agoYou cannot sweat, need to eat only once a week and you can be happy just sitting under the sun/heat lamp for a few hours every day. But you just can’t live outside where it is too cold even if you wear thick winter clothing, unless someone makes externally heated clothes for you.
minus-squareBlameThePeacock@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·4 days agoYou just described my wife.
minus-squareDaddleDew@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-24 days agoI think your wife might be secretly one. Does she lay eggs too?
minus-squareBlameThePeacock@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoI saw my children come out live, but maybe she’s just like the platypus of reptiles or something.
minus-squareblackbrook@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoThere are some reptile species that do live birth.
You cannot sweat, need to eat only once a week and you can be happy just sitting under the sun/heat lamp for a few hours every day.
But you just can’t live outside where it is too cold even if you wear thick winter clothing, unless someone makes externally heated clothes for you.
You just described my wife.
I think your wife might be secretly one. Does she lay eggs too?
I saw my children come out live, but maybe she’s just like the platypus of reptiles or something.
There are some reptile species that do live birth.