That food looks gash.

I’ve been washing my face with shampoo since I saw a meme about it and it’s been fine. I actually got complimented on my skin.

What did you do to secure your network? I always thought the problem with these is that somebody could just pull the camera down and connect into the home network. I’m paranoid about this stuff though.

In the unlikely event I had to create a porn site account even the NSA wouldn’t be able to link it back to me.

Office is one of the most recognisable brands in the world. Why have they jammed it into a brand which is already toxic?

I hate these comics that encourage this “gotcha” kind of discourse. This is why it’s impossible to talk about politics outside of an echo chamber nowadays.

Hang on, Musk is gonna turn this around, any second now…

Disney Plus, VPN, OneDrive, NextCloud (to eventually replace OneDrive). I use Spotify and Amazon Prime through a family account.

I know this is a meme but how often are people buying RAM that they find this relatable? I upgraded my PC to 32gb over a year ago, I sn’t that plenty for now?

I absolutely hate putting shelves up. Something about the amount of measuring required, and it’s so unforgiving if it’s even slightly wonky.

AI slop or regular slop, what’s the difference?

It’s not like it needs an extreme implementation. Just start with transport hubs dotted around the outskirts of the city so you can drive to one and then get a tram in.

Serious answer from the article: Trump DEI policies.

Nobody is going to be won over to a cause because you’re destroying property.

I just upgraded to an AMD card. My Windows partition required me to download and install the drivers, which gave me some features for controlling how games work. Linux didn’t require me to download anything but I don’t have the tools. Different experiences but neither is particularly better. I didn’t have technical problems with either.

I’m sick of the sight of that stupid grey all the pubs keep using.

Zypper

Milk and cookies seem bizarre, there’s nothing Christmassy about that. You need to put your foot down there.

We’re also UK and we just left out a mince pie, a chocolate biscuit that my daughter wanted to give him, a carrot, and some whisky which Santa asked for when we went to see him. We let our daughter pour the whisky and it was quite a generous serving. My wife said “That’s quite a lot, he’s going to be tipsy” and my daughter said “It’s only half a glass mummy”. I just poured it back into the bottle.

You watch an advert to get toilet paper?