Nothing is stopping you from starting an underground moose vs orca betting ring.

I’m readying for some new bullshit. I just hope it’s not tech related

I want this AI bubble to burst so bad, let all this bullshit go up in flames. I want to go back to 2017 when videocards and ram were reasonably priced 🥲

“I just popped a kneecap, it shot clean off and broke a mirror. Pill me babay!”

Mammary studies are a very advanced field. There are so many cup sizes and don’t get me started on how they relate to other measurements. And then there’s nipples, how do they even work?

So a 200 year old person can’t date a 100 year old person. But it would be fine if a 200 year old person dated a 107 year old person.

So you’re saying a 200 year old can’t date a 100 year old?

No, most of us eventually turn into vinaigrette. Just toss me into some twenty year old girl’s salad when it’s my time.

She’ll probably leave behind her dentures so he can always recreate the sensation when he misses her.

Alice: “Bob died from his wounds.” Charlie, the centrist: “Wow, after seeing your point of view Bob decided to compromise and in doing so, everyone got what they wanted!”

The thing that a lot of people forget about the French revolution is that much of the same ruling class stayed in power and it was mostly common people that got the guillotine under the guise of revolution. If we were to establish a mining colony, Trump and JD Vance might get sent to space but the same institutions and practices would stay in place under a different name because I assume we’d be mining for profit. Let’s find a way instead to dismantle capitalism.

Maybe a more potent gas could do the trick.

This guy is a giant wasp, don’t listen to him. He’s just trying to distract you so he can drink all the soda in your house

In some cultures a graded copy of Duke Nukem is used instead of a wedding ring

Alright, I’ll go as soon as I graduate.

Fucking hell. Somebody should put him out of his misery.

It would’ve been a fork in the road kind of moment for her

Yes, now you have to shove a live frog up your ass every day or die of colon cancer.

I want a big booty Japanese girlfriend. Please, if there’s a God send a Japanese girl with a phat ass my way.

She started laughing and asked me to print it out and she then stuck it on the fridge.