I love my Sidekick. I have a 4 door on Toyota axles and a TDi diesel. Trackers/Sidekicks were awesome little trucks.

🥕 carrot

What is orange and sounds like 🦜 parrot ?

My favorite part is the F-22 Seagull.

Yeah…but he got better!

A 60lb TV in a water-bed, no less!

“How many reps in each set?”

“I guess one, but I need about 20 minutes between sets”.

The piss puddle edition floor mat!

This scam again? This is like the self filling water bottle.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? The answer is “purple”, because ice-cream has no bones.

Side fumbling effectively prevented by 6 hydrocoptic marzlevanes.

Duh …

Because the shape of your fuel tank may not be consistent. Or, you might have an issue with your fuel level sender.

Are you the inventor of the Retro Encabulator?

About to lift you up like a child, or drag you down like a stone…