I’m sure a strongly worded letter is being drafted as we speak!

Yet there’s still a US base on Greenland because why? Surely step one is to kick them out.

Last I read Trump said it was to be talked about in two months or in twenty days. He said both these things in consecutive sentences, so who the fuck knows. It’ll have to be before the midterms regardless.

Yep. Rename to Unisoft and start making good games.

I trust this rule is from 1998 and hasn’t budged since.

“That [murder] is on you, and it’s also on you to leave.”

Translation: Nothing will be done and I hope ICE leave on their own accord.

Cretins.

[WhiteDate had] A gender ratio that makes the Smurf village look like a feminist utopia

Lol. I like this Martha Root, I wish her many more happy hacking years.

More like Tommy “crooked sights” Irons

BuT THe drUGs!

If he bruises easily are they sure blood thinners are a good idea? I’m all for regime change through internal haemorrhage, but this once again sounds like bullshit.

I fear you have fundamentally misunderstood Capitalism and all it stands for.

“You’re at the top of the bell curve”

Head on back to r/iamverysmart buddy, they are missing your vast intellect.

I know! Where’s a pineapple?

Ahh yes, something even more archaic is what’s required! How about a clay tablet icon?

Handing online servers over to consumers…

Correct me if I’m wrong, but is Stop Killing Games specifically against this? This sounds like some Pirate Software bullshit. My understanding is we want the tools to host our own servers if the parent company decides to take theirs offline.

I hate to be the one to burst your bubble, but a lot of the world’s major cities and economies would grind to a halt if you magically removed cocaine and speed from the planet. Hallucinagens have aided in scientific discovery by helping people make connections they would never otherwise think of, not to mention the benefits of microdosing for mental health reasons. Do you believe art and music benefit society? Well, I guarantee your favourite artists have likely used “illegal” inspiration.

Does marijuana benefit some states but not others due to varying legality? Do legal drugs necessarily benefit society? What is the societal benefit of alcohol, or nicotine?

Whether a drug is legal or illegal is largely due to political posturing and nothing to do with societal or health benefits. And before you think I’m pro legalising everything, I believe highly addictive and debilitating drugs are the ones that should illegal or at least controlled. Ice, heroine, and (currently legal) opioid-based pain killers to name a few.

You dumb, dumb motherfuckers.

Regards, the rest of the world.