These plastic caps are a travesty! Paper roll of 100 or GTFO.

But also yes.

Ah, British plugs, how I miss you…

Cool display!

Every time she says she didn’t sleep well, I apologise for snoring just in case.

Every time I’m awake in the night and she’s snoring, I just try and ignore it.

See my other comment above. They’re really good.

The 5 Minute Baguette is a complete game changer.

Big bowl, 4g salt, then 240g flour, then 1g yeast, then 200g water; Mix it together with a spoon or whatever; cover and leave it 12h. Preheat to 480ºF and bake for 20 minutes.

I bake mine on a lightly-oiled baking sheet because the first time I didn’t have parchment paper and tried wax paper instead (with hilarious consequences).

HELLO DAVE?!

Kind of a high bar.

That sucks, friend. Hopefully things improve for you soon.

I was looking for a job and then I found a job

And heaven knows I’m miserable now

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!” and I’ll look down, and whisper “No”.

Not this Canadian.