

A blind pig will occasionally find an acorn.


A blind pig will occasionally find an acorn.


This won’t help your mom, she won’t change her mind and will try to drag the argument or will just attack until everything is destroyed. But here’s a clear rebuttal of the idea.
The failure of demanding everyone showing worth is determining what is worth and who gets to define and assign it. Every petty warlord believes they are the one to decide… and oh gee, amazing how they have the most worth.
If you tell your mom you will only accept her argument if she accepts you have more worth than her - and demonstrates it to you every day - it will probably make her go no contact until she needs you again for emotional affirmation.
Depression is real, I don’t have it but it’s real and I have friends that deal with it as part of their lives. It sounds like getting out of your mom’s sewer might help, but you might need medication as well.
Only Jesus takes the wheel. God is his copilot.


That’s nice grandpa, but it’s time for your nap before you rage tweet all night.


It ain’t honest work, but it’s much.


Our Onion is the OC for all my satirical news articles. Little things like that are the seeds of a community.


The Hexagon is where the real plans are made.


Tell them it’s horrible and they should stay in Florida.


I used to work in the oil industry, and there are old field logs from the 50s/60s where a whole crew died and the well is manned 2 days later. In the early 2000s we’d spend days on a single death or injury. Once the company paid the overtime because a guy’s wife was in labor and the contractor didn’t want to give him time off. It was addressed as a safety issue, there was no way he could concentrate safely… no issues to pay it. Sad to see the munitions industry caught in the 50s.


His and Her Circumstances (Kare Kano). Such a gently told manic love story.
Start selling US Bonds and tank the US economy. Trump is a bully, but his gang is the rich. They’ll choose a new bully if he’s hurting them, and it helps he’s already threatening them one at a time.