107 highway miles sucks, no way I’d want to take this thing cross country.

Look at the lines in the fences.

Username checks out.

You ever catch a flag while ice fishing?

Hi diddly ho neighborino! 'bout to wreck your mentally unstable ass.

Picture on the right is an extreme woodturning operation performed by internationally known artist Dave Barkby.

Don’t worry, we’ll still keep in touch!

Honestly, no reason to change the content as long as it’s branded right ¯\(ツ)/¯

Well…that was my risky click for the day.

I do! Because I’ve never bothered getting a passport…

First thing I do in the morning is put on a fresh pair of gloves for the day.

I think you meant to post this in c/fuckcars

6 7 ¯_(ツ)_/¯

The test results have determined that you are a dad.

Freebeer and Hotwings (actual name of a real morning show)

This is the way. Fitted button up with the sleeves rolled on top, grey sweatpants on the bottom.

So there’s no issue with cosplaying a dude playing a dude playing another dude then, right?

Good for the bear! I would hate to lose my penis.

That’s it, I’ve had it. Somebody get Joe Rogan in here so we can hash this out.

I like to boof a pot of coffee in the morning.