Take any pulse meter and measure your cycling energy expenditure over an hour using a regular bike and e-bike. Come back with results.

Is it as cardio intensive as usual bike? No.

Is it as cardio intensive as sitting on a coach/in a car/on a bus? Also no.

But these are different no.

Same comics as a stand up monologue

Abundance of critical minerals and lack of democracy. Very dangerous combination, deploy military democracy enforcement!

Freight train rolling on by Sonny Terry and Brownie McGee, and a bunch of other blues songs are related to trains, built around sounds and rhythms the trains make, or around journeying on trains.

I was lost in a book and needed a refresher. Prompted ChatGPT to explain me plot up to some chapter like 2/3rds in.

Holy mother of bytes, it just hallucinated pretty much everything except for the global story arc and main characters’ names. And it doubled down on it’s creepy interpretation even after more correcting questions.

One of the last times it happened, red coats burned the white house. For once I find this idea of Brits doing Brits stuff… Intriguing.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen! We are Canonical and you may have heard about our sensational trick: we shoot ourselves in the dick on public. It made headlines on multiple occasions. Now, you may be wondering why do these fellas whip their dicks out while loading guns with live ammo? Well It’s you lucky day because we’re about to repeat the shooting-in-the-dick act in your presence, and sprinkle your pretty faces with a little bit of gore!

If Trump was a roadkill, which part of him would RFKjr cut for a home study?

Now tax them!

Ok sign me up for a prescription.

Is giving head a kind of antidepressant?

Office of JD Vance refused to comment

That Car Wash better be some kind of rocket fuel.

Give the man some credit ffs, he also became world’s most famous coach fucker.

This is your reminder that taxonomically fish and trees do not exist.

(chasing goose meme)

żurek?

gdzie jest żurek kurwa!

Oracle’s software is massively used to count money. Now there’s AI in there. The AI is terrible at counting.

We are about to experience the whole new dimension of fuuuuuuuck.

Depends on whether daddy granted his permission.

You do realize that four Ukrainian regions were written into Russian law and they are not Do bass?