a company complaining about losing 36b while not paying a living wage is as pathetic as a rich guy bitching about dropping 2 pennies while handing his valet a 5 cent tip after raping the valet’s 5 year old daughter.

being bi doesn’t make someone automatically not homophobic, transphobic, blackphobic, or otherwise a dickbag. you gotta just look at Jenner as an example… or all the blacks for trump.

ah yes the: “i never saw it so it can’t possibly be real” defense.

I actually met one of those “gas prices are lower now with trump than with biden, it’s only $3 a gallon” maga morons. best part to show how delusional this idiot was? we were both at a gas station filling up gas that cost $5 a gallon cash ($5.13 if card).

I don’t remember there being any baby eating in Fifty Shades of Grey.

Jaywalking is only illegal in the USA if you aren’t a white man.

This timeline is more batshit crazy than anything I can come up with and I only enjoy writing batshit crazy stuff.

Trump only loves kids when he is raping them or eating them. otherwise he hates kids.

can we skip to the part of the timeline where MAGA gets burned out of this world?

Let’s see… checks timeline: USA funds rebels (Al Qaeda). makes lots of pinky promises to said rebels with their fingers crossed behind their backs. and then when it was time to pay the bill and keep their promises… the USA said: “what promises, I never promised anything” while tossing the documents right in front of their puppets. cue pissed off Al Qaeda.

Don’t forget that the US government gave Joseph Mengele a new identity. the Angel of Death… got a kiss on the lips, lots of money, and a good luck from America.

only if MAGA who refuse to detransition get what they deserve… the chair. 🪑 ⚡️

I pirate first. If I like it, I buy it. if I don’t like it, I don’t buy it. And above all… if it’s owned by a fucking transphobic pos, pedophile, thieving company like Disney, Israeli abomination, or JKR… I always pirate it even if I like the game, show, or book… because fuck them.

welcome to America the “fuck anyone who isn’t a rich white male pedophile” country.

Hating a zionist fuckwit isn’t racism but supporting the rape, murder, and straight up genocide of palestinians like you do is racism. you sick fuck.

citation: his own fucking show where he apologized for supporting Trump and not taking Trump seriously as a threat.

you don’t have to be a fan of Netanyahu to be a zionist. it’s not the fucking requirement to being a zionist. plenty of jewish zionists hate Netanyahu’s slimy rot filled guts. doesn’t change the fact that Jon Stewart’s career and life is built on dead brown folk.

hell sure… Stewart is now a firm hater of Israel or so he claims but this is coming from a guy who’s career depends on not being cancelled by the public. it’s also telling that he used to be a firm Trump supporter before he realized that he would make more money ripping jokes about the rotting orange staining the white house than if he supported Trump on tv. sure he could really hate Trump but it’s telling that he didn’t immediately pull away from supporting Trump until after 2016.

the Jon Stewart I am thinking of is a zionist who flipped to criticizing Israel once the truth started coming out. white guy slightly hooked nose.

ew.

and let me guess… the people who happen to have access to those microphones are white men.

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