Yes

Who keeps their ducks in their prostate?

Never said suddenly. Eventually.

Also I think a more apt comparison would be if the ISS would leave the solar system if the earth stopped. Since the sun is 333,000 times more massive than the earth and the moon is only 1/80 the mass of the earth. Not sure if the moon would escape the solar system but it would definitely be yeeted a ways out of Earth’s orbit. Since the earth disappearing basically forces an orbital slingshot maneuver. The ISS would probably escape the solar system if it didn’t encounter the Gas Giants.

As a cishet man who isn’t passionate about hyping himself up and gets burnt out socially easily…

No one on dating apps is worth the effort required to overcome the illusion of comparison. We don’t know you and we’re not going become infatuated over what you can put in a profile. At most our interest will be piqued, but we know we have to compete with HUNDREDS of other dudes and …ehhhhh.

To put it another way if I was at a party and there was a beautiful girl surrounded by 10 to 20 dudes I wouldn’t even bother and instead try to have fun and talk to people I found interesting. But with dating apps pretty much every girl is always surrounded by guys like that trying too hard and the same guys are surrounding as many girls as possible since online they are not limited by the physics of space online.

WHAT!? TELL ME AFTER THE NOISE DIES DOWN.

meanwhile when the noise actually does die down: SO THAT’S WHY I NEED A NEW HEMROID CREAM.

Always have been.

Really? We’re pretty far from galactic center, if we didn’t have the Gas Giants wouldn’t Earth eventually escape galactic orbit with it’s low relative mass?

And Jizzouri

We should start calling ICE the Pedo Gestapo.

Because they’re the Gestapo in service of a pedo.

Look, if the seal on magic ever did break then 99.5% of humans would be dead within 24 hours.

Or a different forest to walk in

How do you multiply your date of birth by 4?

I don’t like politics in ttrpgs because that means less time SMITING and more time with boring words. Unless the politicians are secretly vampires, then I can keep SMITING.

NO TALK ONLY SMITE.

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Yes

The tipped over chairs kinda look like tombstones with fresh graves.

You’re a goddamn genius

Dragons or how quickly I’d die in event of a revolutionary/civil war.

I only count 2 levels to this.

Stop starting titles with “Trump, 79”

Ok bye