I like that the AI gave the soccer Mom both a soccer ball as well as a soccer purse. Bravo.

These special cases won’t write anything by hand, but their guns can do a little something, unfortunately.

*I just wanted to rave and dance-

Having to go to old people parties.

It’s rather go to diy underground shows, but I’m dad aged now.

I rust wasn’t too rave and dance, but I feel like most of the kids would be creeped out.

There waiting until Half Life 3 drops so they won’t lose any launch day spot light.

The text book publishers are always looking for a reason to sell new editions.

Pineapple digests you before you digest it!

Gas giants aren’t planets: they’re just clouds, man.

I wouldn’t come here if it weren’t for self satisfied know it all’s balanced by insecure smarty-pants’.

With a sprinkling of whatever grammar-Nazi wants to correct my comments.

I generally try to hang out with people smarter/more experienced than I in the hopes some of it rubs off on me.

But, I’m also a pretentious twat, so there’s also that.

During my short tenure in the American South I thought women of all ages were in to me because they’d often say, ‘Bless your heart!’ and call me ‘Honey’.

Turns out I should have kept my head down. Don’t be fooled by Southern Hospitality.

I just threw up a bit at the thought.

I paint with knives/scrapers almost exclusively. I think that makes it a bit manly.

Sure is! I stand corrected.

It freaks me out to hear Kids by Animal Collective* when I’m selecting cabbage.

‘Wow, this store is hip and with it!’

: Trips on a radicchio and shatters hip:

*It was by MGMT, actually.

I’ve seen the YouTube channel Hat Films do a three player co-op in it.

It’s Mr. Beans’ accent technically Upper Class Twit?

I’m glad I rebuilt my PC before they started requiring a rainbow clown wig on top of every module.

You simply need a BIGGER crane to build the Big Crane.