Fuck the system. White polos can be dyed.

This song popped into my head suddenly…

I need to leave on time, you cunt, because I don’t have a maid, an au pair, and a personal chef.

Yep.

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There are dozens of us. And I love it here.

This was a lot of my degree. We licked everything. Still do.

Mouthfeel is an incredible sense. Babies learn what the world is by pushing handfuls of it into their mouths. Texture, taste, angularity, porosity, density, degree of lithificaton… instantly.

*edit: we did not all lick things. There are two distinct schools of thought, and not a lot of fence sitters.

Sometimes you have to grow your own community… a smaller user base requires much more individual participation.

Be persistent ♡

Hegseth is the human equivalent of gas station boner pills and that’s a hill I’ll kill on.

I still dont know how links work.

He built his name on those two things. Literally. That’s been his brand since the 1980’s: shady businesses, inflated real estate deals, and beauty contests. His base voted him in because they liked what they saw and wanted more of it nationwide.

I like yr jurse, my friend.

Stick a sewing needle in it. Find one that fits inside with the spool of floss. I’ve carried one in my bag for decades at this point.

Or stash state secrets in her casket… Dig up her bones.

This is theater. No other word for it.

It’s based on a comic series, so the bones are good and the critics are all weenies. I ♡ crappy derivative action schlock.

Priest. I recommended it in a terrible movies thread. It’s Paul Bettany and Karl Urban in a cowboy/ronin/faith-based militia versus vampires film. Critics gave it 16% fresh.

… seriously. Look at this.

He stole my comforter and fell asleep under it.

in no particular order:

The Demon Under the Microscope: From Battlefield Hospitals to Nazi Labs, One Doctor’s Heroic Search for the World’s First Miracle Drug

The Wave: In the Pursuit of the Rogues, Freaks and Giants of the Ocean

Among the Thugs: The Experience, and the Seduction, of Crowd Violence

Anything by Mary Roach or Bill Bryson

*I love a good subtitle. Read Stephen Jay Gould, too. The Burgess Shale one in particular.

… did I hallucinate you with a christmas-themed burner account, too?