And she won’t be needing that wheelchair anytime soon with all that weed. Unless she gets the munchies and runs out of food, but let’s face it, a grandma’s house never runs out of food.

Nah they’re just mining them

But the real question is: did you apply?

And injected her ashes into my lips

The most common reason for a penis fracture. JS

As well as the bar fire in Volendam, The Netherlands on NYE 25 years ago.

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit

They made you shoot a man down in Central Station?

I don’t think I would call the (tech) elite running the show today “human beings”

Spotify were the ones who donated

Damn it, too late.

Have my slightly angry upvote.

Looks like he got his bell tolled

With forest fires already more rampant every year because of increasing drought? I don’t think so…

Well, the alternative is hydrogen, but we don’t really want potential Hindenburgs floating around everywhere, so there’s that…

How is it any more stupid than a tweet? That was pretty mass marketable, I would say.