My dumb ass just googled that quote because I was really pulling for your comment to be real

This sparks joy

The trial would be conducted as a musical, so the investigation would be restricted to a twenty-minute baritone solo

For real, the trucking companies are so full of compassionate work-life balance champions, this guy deciding to drive for sixteen hours purely for the love of the game is a despicable act. He has sullied the reputation of the worker-first shipping industry with his unprecedented and selfish decision to drive while overtired, for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Stealing dot yes

JUSTICE FOR ALF!

Sounds good

AGSAB

All Gay Strippers Are Bitchin’

I can’t imagine the poor dears depriving themselves of luxuriating in the presence of personalities as brilliant and interesting as my own. It’s a sad state of affairs. 😥

Look, it’ll put all your searches right there at the top in one roughly half-correct paragraph! All it takes is a quindecupling of energy usage and water usage in your community! Get some perspective!!

Don’t be so kind

Well, we’re at the sixty day point where congressional approval is required for the war to continue, so if I were prone to conspiracy theory, I might see the inflation of a non story like this as a back burner option in case misdirection is needed.

Apparently this is a strain that can be transmitted from person to person though, so who knows?

Ni hao peng you, huang ling ni (I think that’s welcome… been a while!)

I tend to sing Rigoletto when I baritomit, I assumed everyone was the same

One of my colleagues had an issue with a pectoral muscle that caused it to cramp often. He would massage it when it cramped up. Purely a physical issue with the muscle. One day he caused a minor stir in the cafeteria at a client site as he grimaced and clenched his chest. My colleagues and I had some explaining to do, since by all appearances there were three people telling a person in cardiac distress that he should just rub some tiger balm on it and suck it up, like a man.

Yeah no shit, fucking voter info breach, wtf

I’ll take the musk of ass over the ass of Musk any day

I agree with you fully

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Townsends did a video on it