Dang, that’s whack!

Listen here you little shit…

Up here in Canadia for full NHL access (bullshit blackouts), it went from $250 to $340 a year and stream quality seemed to get worse somehow. Almost every game I’d have to log back in to the app and restart the game, but it would automatically go to live (I liked to wait a bit and skip commercials.

The joy of cancelling that shitty service was sublime!

At your service!

How it feels coming into this post with the same joke as everyone else:

That’s… a lot of bile for what looks like a small bite.

I want soma that, sounds good.

How to trap idiots and old people in one easy step!

Go on?

Works even better if you leave an opening too! Wasted many a garment till I learned that trick

I definitely didn’t set up a raspberry pi 4 with Kodi, and got the addons “mad titan sports” and “the loop” to watch live sports.

They’re doing the same thing for the NHL, and the terrible part is Prime’s video is usually way better than Sportsnet. Still cheaper to sail the seas though!

Fair enough then, knives are key to being a butcher I’d think.

What about being a butcher? Takes a lot of skill to do right.

No, see, the slaves like being slaves, we can’t force them to be free.

Many of you may suffer, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

Honestly, even if this wasn’t a blursed timeline, I’d probably still ride a dino, just for the experience. Which maybe explains why things are why they are a little…

Well, that dude does have darker skin, so just keeping with tradition.