Wait, I thought it was a crab!

Yes but which distro? 😉

Kinky!

Plus looks like no way to swivel the chair or change position quickly when it goes from 2 to 4 legs. But hey, you have to start somewhere I guess!

Loss

I would love to get my partner on gOS but without google pay she’d be lost

Yeah, I share your burden. Never had a proper blowjob either.

30 minutes? Why wait so long!?!

He died as he lived, doing what he loved

Two. Different operators have different coverage and/or better rates for international calls.

We can dream

Well starfish have their mouth in the middle of their body, so…

Look up docking, there’s a wider world out there 😁

Yes

Username almost checks out

And loads of sex IIRC

Edit: I was thinking a different Culture, from the book “remember Phlebas”.

Ah, the nursing home stage

Weeeeell akthually, it’s 99 puppies and 2 adult ones.

Also

I do not last 5 minutes playing that game, cumming or not!