If that guy snaps his fingers, the vape shop around the corner is going out of business.

My hat that says ‘SLUDGE’ in a metal band font is just part of my personality! The other half is a Mountain Dew shirt.

“The ball is in your court, my little Deathclaw.”

Battery eating contest at my place!

I can’t wait for his fight with Fridgeta.

Yeah, I guess. If you’re going to half ass it.

I.S.S. is based on that, there was a Cloverfield spin off that was pretty similar, too. I’m sure there are a bunch more, and I’d be interested to see them, too.

He’s asking how young the girls in space are, and they’re thinking about all of the Sci-Fi movies where the Earth blows up and astronauts have to watch it go.

Everyone knows that the rule is you take your age subtract 1, then add .5 and that’s who you can date. Anything more than that .5 is grounds for termination. You know what you need to do.

Simple. The Internet wasn’t invented, it was discovered. ‘Viruses’ have been aware of its existence from the beginning of time even though we so-called ‘humans’ weren’t. Source: You can trust me, dawg.

It’s actually kind of the opposite! Americans are so used to being held at gunpoint these days they don’t even bat an eye. It happens at the post office, in traffic, day care pickup. Waiters will bring the food to your table guns akimbo at Denny’s! I don’t even reach for the Tetris app anymore, it’s so pedestrian. Hope that clears it up, friend!

She liked other bacon, but Wendy’s was the only one she’d get aggressive over.

My cat did that with Wendys bacon specifically. She would try and pull it out of our mouths. She loved it so much that we’d stop after vet visits to get her a side of bacon.

Right? It seems like they usually show up when there are naked children around.

Father Ted is also incredible and highly underrated.

CES 2026: Meet a handful of excrement!

I’d love the opportunity to keep supporting indie developers, but the issue now is that the platform owners are actively removing consumers from the system so they can rent us access. That’s too far of a bridge for me, friend. I’m not being negative just sad and frustrated.

It’s fucked up that AI killed gaming as one of my hobbies. I just can’t support this industry anymore.

I more convinced every day that Tesla has a file server on their network hosting terabytes or more of HD video of anyone who’s had sex in their cars from multiple angles.