Is there a prostate cancer GoFundMe I can contribute to so we can have more of this?

Gosh I would be so sad if Joe Rogan was executed by ICE for failing to rub his tummy and pat his head at the same time.

There are two types of sexual intercourse now: consensual and political.

CNN is solidly rightwing. Wolf Blitzer did more to elect Trump in 2016 than almost anyone else. Remember that when his account is due.

Sprinkle it on the billionaires and bury the lot in concrete.

Republicans hate handouts so this will be an easy one