Stinkin’, thinkin’ und dilly dallying

You can always burn your boss’s house.

Same thing

I can do without a hug. But I need booty.

It’s called peace

And eat pussy

Damn I’m sorry randy but I need both,now fuck off

In touch with the ancestors

I’m just transparent about nutting into people

Pullout game and blue balls are invented by shitty men. Don’t fall for that shit.

Yes one day I hope to be like my hero, and be married with a stretchy asshole

Those aren’t goatse guys hands! Goatse guy was married

It’s actually very easy. Imma good boy

Username is a venture bros reference… So not really.

Same lmao. Don’t lose hope. We’re all going to make it

You can give them. That’s the next best thing

I don’t want to fix her, I want her to make me worse

I’m trying ser Newton, I’m really trying (I’m not)

To tell you that you’re moving out?

Remember to mix styrofoam into the petrol.