You get those places in Europe too, but you also get places that are queer friendly, serve food and craft beer, have a good punk oriented jukebox, and the barman will start pouring your drink when you walk through the door because they know what you’re going to order.

A pub?

Of course there’s always St Andrew, had an actual piece of bondage equipment named after him.

I live in the arctic. I have no such delusions.

Actually yeah, i forgot about that. Lol

According to random ai female beauty standards of the Levant 2000 years ago were based on signs of good health and ability to bare children. Big boobs and wide hips. Don’t know about JC though. He was probably a twink.

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Fried alligator is fucking delicious. Even better if they’re fed exclusively on marshmallows and purple drank.

There are going to be a lot of wars this year.

So much worse.

Jo, men barna mi får vel nok grøt resten av året.

Did you know that only the USA and Somalia try to get their overseas citizens to pay income tax on money earned in a foreign country. And even if you don’t earn enough to pay taxes in the states for the privilege of being American, the IRS will still try to punish you for not correctly filing taxes. But finding an accountant who is familiar with both American and local tax laws can be difficult and cost several thousand dollars.

The IRS have been known to use the threat of cutting of acces to American markets to force international banks to report to them freeze the accounts of people who don’t file taxes. This means that Banks in other places sometimes offer fewer services to Americans than other nationalities.

Jeg tror ikke det finnes så mange fjøsnisser på 5. etasje i boligblokk.

Flatbrød og fenalår. Den første gang jeg spiste rømmegrøt var på folkehøgskole. Hadde aldri hørt om det før og en venn sa at onkelen hans kunne spise 3 store skål med rømmegrøt og var veldig stolt av ham. Vi pleide å spise risengrøt hver lørdag og jeg spiste mye, så Jeg sa “jeg kommer til å spise 5 skål i kveld” uten å vite akkurat hvor mye fett det var i rømmegrøt. Spiste 2,5 skål og måtte gi meg. Neste gang måtte jeg ta med sekken min under genseren.

Obviously the reindeer get a carrot.

Please don’t feed refined sugar to the reindeer it’s really bad for them.

was this after a visit to your house?

I guess work will set him free…

TBF I saw a guy in Scotland drink a dirty pint when he turned 18. It had a different shot in it for every year of his life +1 for luck (bad luck as it turned out). Topped off with tenants lager. He was not well.