No, no. We want solutions to problems we don’t really have! Not something that would make life for 99.9% of Americans better…

I think you just listed best-case scenario. I feel things will get far worse.

Violence is never the best option. But sometimes you get pushed far enough into a corner that it becomes the most likely.

/s if that wasn’t obvious

On Lemmy, yes. On Facebook, not so much.

Duh. We’ve always been at war with East Asia…

Trump has always wanted us to leave NATO. I think we’re going to get expelled soon with the direction we’re going now.

Gotta wake up from the American Dream!

Turns out Ghina got really good at renewables while we were deliberately looking away. And Ghina is too big to invade. Guess we’ll have to double down on oil. And somehow these guys have more oil than the Saudis. Not for long…

It’s already in disrepair after the current owner tried some DIY renovations to build a shed out back (a ballroom, I believe he called it).

The end game is the exact opposite of what GHINA did. Are you new here? There is no end game!

China did really well with renewable, and we didnt. So we double down on oil…

If their dongs were proportional to their nuts, that wouldn’t be far off!

Needs a Monster condom for his magnum dong!

Might as well openly admit that they’re The Ministry of Love.

Exactly! I don’t want to take away your guns. I want fuckheads like these to not be able to buy them in the first place.

A times B times C equals X…If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don’t do one.

We have a goal! We want to denaturalize ALL the redacted people!

The spice must flow…

OMG! I forgot about the shareholders! I feel so ashamed…