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minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·10 days agoI wanna see a kindergartener pull up to snack time with a whole ass watermelon
minus-squaremodus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·10 days agoHow about just a slice of the ass watermelon instead?
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·10 days agoThere are small softball sized watermelons too
minus-squareSoapbox@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 days agoBut you still need a pretty decent knife to cut into it. Which a kindergartner shouldn’t have at school. Or they could bash it on the table till it breaks open I guess. I’m sure the teachers and janitors will love that.
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 days agoNaturally, pack a big knife with the melon. The teacher will change tune pretty quick if the kid has a knife.
minus-squareSoapbox@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·10 days agoThat’s a good point. Never just bring a watermelon to a kindergarten knife fight.
I wanna see a kindergartener pull up to snack time with a whole ass watermelon
How about just a slice of the ass watermelon instead?
There are small softball sized watermelons too
But you still need a pretty decent knife to cut into it. Which a kindergartner shouldn’t have at school. Or they could bash it on the table till it breaks open I guess. I’m sure the teachers and janitors will love that.
Naturally, pack a big knife with the melon. The teacher will change tune pretty quick if the kid has a knife.
That’s a good point. Never just bring a watermelon to a kindergarten knife fight.