Moz, pepperoni, sauce, caramelized onions and red bell peppers, homemade ricotta, scratch made crust.

I made this thing way too big. And I made two of them.

I know ricotta doesn’t go on stromboli.

Cost per person $1.50.

  • viov@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    “What the hell is even that?!?!” - reference

    Looks good I volunteer as tribute!

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    9 days ago

    Holy flurffenstoofenzergreifenmittzen,
    I’m really not supposed to eat anything like that, anymore.

    Thank god I’m like 600+miles away from thee.

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      9 days ago

      I woke up that morning craving one of two things. Either the largest portion of mashed potatoes I’d ever made or the meat sweats. I opted for the meat sweats.

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          She often has very few opinions on what we should eat and I do all the cooking. She was already dealing with a kidney stone so not only was she having diminished brain capacity she couldn’t picture anything that could make her situation worse. So she went for it.

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    11 days ago

    I’ve worked at at least 3 high end pizzarias. We used a blend of mow moisture mozzarella, and low moisture ricotta in all our pizzas, strombolis and calzones.

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      11 days ago

      In my world there are three things that separate stromboli and calzone.
      Shape. Calzone is a folded pizza. Stromboli is rolled.
      Cuts. You slash the top of stromboli with 5 cuts. Calzones aren’t cut.
      Ricotta. Calzones have ricotta. Stromboli does not.

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    11 days ago

    Yum. How long due that take to make? (Assume the ricotta was already made, I’ve never tried to make it). What about the crust though?

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      11 days ago

      5 minutes to prep ingredients and proof yeast. 10 minutes of mixing and kneading. 30+ minutes of rise. A few minutes each for rolling out and filling. 35 minutes of baking, 10 minutes of resting. So let’s say 85 minutes?

      The crust takes less effort than pizza crust because it doesn’t need to be baked before filling.

      Ricotta is bringing the milk and salt up to 185, adding the acid, letting it sit for 20 minutes and the draining the whey off. So let’s say 50 minutes for that. But it can be done while making the dough.

      Caramelized onions was the most effort. That’s 50 minutes of stirring.

      In all probably 2 hours from start to finish. Add another 90 minutes and you can make the mozzarella too. Maybe 40 minutes at during that for sauce if you want even more scratch cooking.

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        11 days ago

        Thanks! I might give that a go soon.

        I have done caramelized onions in the crock pot before a bunch. Just low heat for several hours with a little liquid so they don’t burn and leave them alone it works great.

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          11 days ago

          Because I don’t have a proper pizza oven or pizza steal and the edge would burn before the center was cooked.