I give you diabetes.

I mean this is just what they teach you in any intro to public speaking course. A conversation is just a form of public speaking, and I contend it’s the people who prefer to improv everything who are wrong.

Bro stop digging I need those files to keep existing

7. Everything is a FIFO

But I am le.tired

The problem is that the non-technical are the ones who care the most about hiring, and the technical people mostly hate it. If someone screens down a stack of 500 resumes to 100, and you need to hire 20 of those people in the span of six weeks, that’s a fucking chore. I absolutely despise timed coding interviews but sometimes there’s no way around it. I simply don’t have a spare 100 hours to dedicate to doing in person oral exams.

Nah, this used to be the case, but now enough of them have drank the koolade, they actually believe the nonsense far beyond what serves the grift. You can see it in the way their policies of the past 20 years keep fucking up the broader economy in ways which don’t really help anyone. You can see it in how the GOP has basically given itself over to Christian Nationalism, which is an ideological minefield, and frequently at odds with the will of the oligarchy.

Part of why this is so scary is because a standard con artist is still a rational actor. They might rationally fuck you over, but at the end of the day they will operate within a fairly predictable set of boundaries. Political and religious zealots famously don’t have those guardrails. And now what we have is the worst possible scenario - Christian nationalists who will subvert democracy for sky daddy, and Trumpists who will subvert democracy over their orange daddy aggrievememt complex.

There’s no logic here to find, other than Trump making shit up as he tries to deflect blame for high oil prices he created with his stupid fucking war.

Ooo, can I farm upvotes too?

Holy AI psychosis Batman

I also choose OP’s mom

At least you lean into the absurdity of the bit. I feel like that’s what keeps it fresh.

So my domestique can turn any beer into a draft beer.

Damn according to this thread apparently I need to start rummaging through more saddle bags for cash prizes.

Ok, I know what it goes to and I know I don’t need that thing, but what if I need this specific gauge of for some future project?

Unanswered prayer is evidence that God doesn’t exist. You heard it here first folks. Athiesm is now legal again. Please inform the Pope

Damn bro, you got em. Atheist is now illegal. Please let the pope know it.

No sane God would have given me this monster hog I use to fuck your mom. He would have saved some of that dick for a better cause.

Content is products so that is allowed

Careful not to fall in