We found one! May we burn her?

I probably would have bought one around launch, but they were impossible to get. So I bought a gaming PC instead - no regrets what so ever.

Throw the whole toolbox! And the dog! And grandma!

Sprays you with water

What have the Neptunians ever done to you? :(

Norway concluded our covert schemes after we won “Biggest statue of a moose”

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easy there, Dave

Needs an x to sound scary

Torture And eXecute

Microslop 360 One X Plus

They look cool though

I think he just blurted out a random sequence of noises that coincidentally made sense

They’re all the way down

I want to use my CLAW

One of my dutch co-workers pronounces it “cloud”, which was a little confusing when we were moving to *spits* Azure

You must consume additional prions!

Looks like gopnik is back on the menu, gopniks!

PSY can shout at my ass any day

I’m still not sure if those are a second pair of whiskers, or if it’s a Wallace & Gromit style mouth