Sounds dangerous:

Here we aaare, born to be kings.
We′re the princes of the Universe. 🎵 🎵

But to which number you have to count?

Username checks out.

That’s not a 5, it’s an S… Oh wait, it’s not an S. On my world it means hope.

Me hopping in:

…Dean riding one of these:

That last shirt button:

One does not simply throw away Allen wrenches.

They subtle warn you about bots.

Now I understand why it’s called a cell phone

The question is…is he fully functional?

A cars weakest part is the driver - nutting or not.

The classic joke:
Where is the line between romance and perversion?

Romance is stroking a woman tenderly with a feather.

Perversion is when that feather is still attached to the chicken.

Found The Deeps Lemmy user.

Write that down