Speaking of peanuts, I really wish this fuck would choke on one.

Well, here’s hoping Massie goes scorched fucking Earth on the way out.

Things that also fool Trump: His own shadow. Opening a jar of peanut butter. Whatever 2+2 equals. The English language. Pooping on the potty like a big boy. Being a human being. The word “no.”

Oh dear sweet baby Jesus, please reach down from the heavens above and make this motherfucker’s heart explode. There. I prayed.

Hopefully this kid realizes that he has his entire life ahead of him, while this sentient lump of moldy cheese is almost fucking dead.

Stealing a thought from George Carlin; think of the stupidest fucker you know. And then think; 23 percent of the population is even dumber than that person.

Poor Merrick Garland. All those years of being an incompetent, spineless fuck, and he doesn’t even get a mention here.

I’m sorry your dear leader is a pedophile with tapioca for brains.

To be fair, he doesn’t do a whole lot of thinking in general.

BuT sHe HaS a wEiRd LaUgH!!

The response from MAGA: “LA LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU!! TOO BUSY OWNING THE LIBS LA LA LA LA LA!!!”

Fine. We can talk about the pedophilia then. Sound good?

He got his medical degree from the same school as Dr. Nick Riviera.

If he doesn’t care about such things, why did he have the DOJ and Congress systematically bury the files from ever seeing the light of day? Did he run for office again because of his love of country? Or to avoid prison time? Why is he so beholden to Russia and Israel? I get how it may appear on the outside he doesn’t care, but just look at his actions. They are not the actions of a man who is detached and unaffected.

This dumbass has his name in the Epstein files over a million times. And we can only begin to imagine what kind of additional kompromat foreign powers and adversaries have on him. All this is to say, there isn’t a single fucking entity on Earth that Trump has leverage over.

That’s where I’m at too. I never spent much time on the bigger subs on Reddit. Mostly spent my time in the special interest/hobby subs. There were some pretty awesome communities in there. Unfortunately, I wandered out of my lane, and I decided to tell some MAGA assclown that he wasn’t just licking boots, he was deep throating them. According to Reddit, this was harassment, even though this prick was going around saying Alex Pretti deserved to die. As a result, I was permabanned. Oh well.

Whoops, this one hit a little too close to home, didn’t it?

Has there ever been a group of people easier to fucking con and manipulate than the MAGAs? The most profoundly, aggressively stupid people to ever walk the earth. They literally handed over their money - and not an insignificant amount at that - for something called a “Trump phone.” Fucking imbeciles.

C’est magnafique.

No more adhering to decorum. Ignore the fucking ruling and go ahead with the redistricting. The people voted for this, so tell the political actors in the court to go fuck themselves.