Hey gemini, can you give me an example of testicular Turkish yellow?

Well, I guess the last one…
Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…
Hey gemini, can you give me an example of testicular Turkish yellow?

Well, I guess the last one…
Just wait til you find out about your gut biome!


Very illegal… By the way, anyone who accepts and receives that payment is also guilty.
Great, now I want halloumi…
Science fiction was getting a huge boost at the time. Star Wars was released the year before. Battlestar Galactica started in 78. Invasion of the Body Snatchers, the Donald Sutherland/Jeff Goldblum one, was also 78. Alien would also come out in 79. Video consoles were being billed as super advanced and futuristic. I’m sure this came from that. What’s interesting is that 8 years later, we got Arkanoid, a breakout game actually set in space.
“It comes in a solid 50lb semi hydrated slab! You cut yourself off a hunk and mix it into the powdered milk/liquid milk milk so you can get absolutely the most milked milk out of your milk that man has ever milked! And if that’s not enough we’ve got a whole division dedicated to milking milk from animals no one has ever milked before! (What!? No, it’s not cheese… Yes, I know cheese is made from milk solids! No. It’s not cheese damn it! It’s chemically diverse from cheese… Because I looked at the lab results that’s how! Cheese doesn’t move on it’s own!)” - also probably Cave Johnson


Gives a whole new meaning to “takes a licking but keeps on ticking.”
Yes, but I still took a second to make this because I genuinely laughed.

That’s because that’s exactly what the original meme pic was before someone cropped it.



Clearly a conspiracy! They must be putting chemicals in the air!


Same as it’s been for the past 20-30ish years, to scam unsuspecting young adults into a lifetime of debt.


Keelhauling would be far more interesting and entertaining if done on an aircraft carrier.
I have the distinct feeling this is more like SCP-049, who views aging as a disease and wishes to cure everyone from dying… by killing and resurrecting them as zombies.


Me: I wonder how much Trump is related to… Oh, hi Blackrock…


I’ve been downvoted into oblivion in the past for saying this, but I still stand by it. Anyone who makes a situation unsafe for themselves and others is an asshole, plain and simple. There are rules for a reason, it’s our duty to follow them.


Anyone who says it’s gross, but has never actually tried it, it makes you sound like a picky snob.
Pineapple, red onion, bacon, and a drizzle of BBQ sauce on a pizza is one of the most delicious things I have ever had.


“but what if they get their poorness all over my boat!?”
Is this a cyclical thing? Cause, hey, good news in ten years!