I think comprehensive covers stupid.

Source: Insurance covered my car when I drove it on a frozen lake and broke through the ice as a stupid teenager.

That dude doesn’t even know the pleasure of having his knees jammed into the seat in front of him on a plane.

Currently rocking my AE-1200 Casio Royale.

Pretty sure this is Breezewood, Pennsylvania.

It’s a bicep!

Yes, though any time I’ve filled up my motorcycle in NJ the attendant will get the pump started and hand me the nozzle to fill up the tank myself.

They actually did away with that within maybe the last two years or so. I was visiting Oregon when people were first allowed to pump their own gas and it was a cluster fuck at the pumps because no one knew what they were doing.

I prefer Jim Beam personally. It’s my favorite cheap whiskey.

I wear crocs so nail me to the cross.

I’m into both and I still can’t explain what he was thinking.