A likely story from a CIA chat bot

How do you know he doesn’t have it?

Do you want to know more?

No balls!

I have no idea what you’re talking about, OP, but I like the way you say it!

This sounds just like mine.

Lives in … Buys a ton of 3d printer filament DIY vehicle maintenance

FARRRRRT

If they’re going to treat us like factory workers, then we need to respond in kind and unionize

His music still sucks

It’s not shit(post) …yet

Hey… if someone wants to limit their own freedoms with religion, that’s fine by me. When they start taking away others’ freedoms is when I have an issue.

I’m fairly certain the “I could shoot someone on 5th Ave” comment was foreshadowing at this point.

And towards the end, I foresee a blatant and publicly announced wholesale of the US to the highest bidder.

They used to wash clothes down the river from burial ground because the lye mixed with human remains resulted in a natural soap leeching into the ground water/river

that would kill impulse buying

Clearly you don’t work in digital advertising

I’m worried that this is theater to distract from some looming disaster such as the climate being so fucked that it’s beyond saving and human kind only has a few more years before we all die.

If you spell it incorrectly it’ll probably slip under the radar longer. Clever

Time to throw that old box of ram at the back of the closet up for sale

Warning: incoming doot!

I knew it wasn’t important for most of us Americans to get more protein, but I’ve been seeing “high protein” stuff being shoveled lately. It confused me. Thanks for the explanation.

Ah… I’ve even heard teenagers talking about it, so I didn’t think that was the connection. But that tracks for stuff like restaurant menus pushing high protein stuff.