

The Dumbest <thing> In History is Trump’s bag, baby. It’s his home territory. An enduring legacy he has painstakingly built over decades. It’s a tall bar to clear, but I think Trump can top the Emu War.
I can’t predict anything this administration does, but it seems very possible we attack on MLK day.




I think he’d love to rename it after himself somehow. And if they did an instant takeover, that would be Trump’s “V-Day.”
I wouldn’t bet money on it, but if I had to, that’s the day I’d pick. They are ramping up the rhetoric more than they ever did for Venezuela.
I think his birthday is coming up. That is a strong contender as well. “Happy Birthday, Mr. President. We got you Greenland.”
“Wow, no one has ever gotten me one of those before. Can I do the whole Prime Nocturn thing with the Danish gals?”
That might be a better bet, even.