“Electorism bad” doomers in SHAMBLES. DSA will force a shift left, and totally take over the party if the momentum continues!

I like to turn up the Bluetooth speaker and pretend I’m Stan Rogers performing in a smokey bar, using my showerbeer as a microphone.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OpKqdh1WmGY

Holy shit, that guy is so cool, changing my PfP, brb

Lil’ bit of ragebait has always been part of shitposting, but usually it’s at least funny ragebait

https://www.commondreams.org/news/abdul-el-seyed-democratic-endorsements

“Shortly after The Associated Press projected El-Sayed as the victor in the closely watched primary, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee Chair Kirsten Gillibrand (D-NY) released a joint statement supporting the newly minted nominee.”

"Abdul El-Sayed has run an energetic campaign that inspired thousands of Michiganders across the state, with a clear focus on lowering costs and standing up for working families,” they said. “Democrats are united by a common purpose: putting a check on [President] Donald Trump by defeating his Republican enablers and taking back the Senate.”

Rep. Haley Stevens (D-Mich.), El-Sayed’s top rival for the Democratic nomination, conceded the race on Wednesday morning and offered “my full support as we work to defeat Mike Rogers this November.”

Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, who had endorsed Stevens, also threw her support behind El-Sayed and all other Michigan Democratic candidates. “They’ve got my support as we fight like hell together to win in November,” said Whitmer. “Together, let’s stop MAGA Republicans so we can get to work and deliver results for the people of Michigan.”

It explicitly is “vote blue no matter who”, you raging illiterate.

Maybe if you organized and formed a broad grassroots movement based around communication to catch a W, like Michiganders did, instead of being a vitriolic dickhead, you’d have better options.

Yes, bud, she did. Your bad, absolutely.

Very true! Please, enjoy the safe-edgey HR approved joke below, specially curated to not be a bannably controversial!

Well, they do drink no matter what, but they dont need much!

Mibkeys need like a shot of whisky to get hammered you stingy bastard! I’d call you a caveman but they at least would throw a dog a bone

Have you SEEN the price of whisky these days? The cost of getting that little fucker drunk and lightfingered is negligible, even if he smokes like a chimney

Man, Europe sounds miserable these days!

When I worked at the gas station, I never charged for gas. I’d let them put their card in, say “Nah man, gas is free today”, and then steal their bank information. I stole over 1,000,000,000,000 from dumb fucking rubes using this simple little trick :)

Don’t count those chickens yet, race is still too close to call according to every other news organization.

Edit: Hatched!

I think that, and Mr. Pocket were my two favorite parts

Source: Pete Kegseth keeps drunktexting reporters when he’s schlammered

“This too shall pass”, even for emperors of the world.

Yar-har and fiddle-dee-dee!

I go for the quad myself; Phone, Wallet, Keys, and a Can-Do Attitude!

My buddy and I like to toast historical figures for very vaguely related things they impacted.

Recently: "To Otto von B, for creating the circumstances leading to the First World War, leading to the Roaring 20’s, leading to Art Deco! Cheers!

Boo. Dad band and dad joke all in one, for shame!