I just did a few minutes of searching. Alec is the OG, he’ll do toasters in his own time, if he hasn’t already.

But really, my favorite interface is still Windows Media Center. It was just so extra.

Oh shit(post).

Time to go eat blueberries and read a book.

The solution is on your end, don’t put in slices that are too thick.

There’s more than one way to toast a slice.

There are toasters with wider slots:

Here’s a conveyor toaster:

https://youtu.be/GEOCBukuwK4

Here’s another cool, old toaster, you push a lever to flip the bread, toasts one side at a time:

https://youtu.be/ABbmJSfwMoY

This would work over your stove:

A glass sided toaster that splits in half:

https://youtu.be/Fv__lSiMmZA?t=29

Maybe he thinks his fans are of mixed minds about this. He really failed to read the room here. Probably wasn’t paying attention.

Oh shit. I was wondering if he’d play his next date. I guess not. Unless he can find a new band in three days, LOL.

Good on them.

That’s Pink?

Why do they are converge on the same look?

Now you know how it feels.

Whew.

Also, knowing how dumb both I and my neighbors are, I feel pretty bad for the dumb cities.

Posted yesterday. Also, if this guy is married, his wife did not have anything to do with this. He had to carefully cut the cheese, and you know women won’t stick around for that.

Right. With prescription lenses the perv glasses are north of $500. If you need to perv and you can’t afford another pair, then you just need to wear the perv glasses all the time.

Narrator: It doesn’t work.

Let them fucking cancel the shows then. Damn Ed, grow a fucking spine.

In an Instagram post, Sheeran confirmed that Kraft had indeed rallied other NFL stadium owners to give an ultimatum that their shows would be canceled unless Macklemore was dropped. Sheeran said the decision ultimately did not belong to him, but to the Messina Touring Group, which is promoting the tour.

Where the kidneys are in this drawing, is where I thought the kidneys actually are for a long time.

The only reference I had in my head was a flat face-on drawing locating the kidneys, and I thought they were near the front.

Like this:

Alcohol. The cause of, and solution to all of life’s problems.

Fucking distractions. “Victims” of prostitution and bestiality are NOT applying to the FBI in significant numbers, not even close.

Go ahead, shoot yourself in the foot in fealty to the Clown in Chief.

Idiots.

Men bad.