How? This is just shit that happens.

I dunno it just seems like a reach to me. It’s just them wanting to share that they decided to take the next step in their relationship. They’re excited and just want others to be excited with them.

Because it’s a parody of pimps.

I never really understood this take. To me it’s just a goal that they’re sharing with me. Like if they told me they just got married I’m not going to take it as them gloating about the wedding night specifically.

I’m also a newb but from what I can tell it sounds like it’s telling users to mess with system settings in a way that will fuck up a lot of things up if you don’t know exactly what you’re doing.

I haven’t seen any bell you ring but we still have attendants because it’s still illegal to pump our own gas.

Honestly that’s exactly why I just got a divorce. My spouse would do literally none of the day to day work but always wanted to go out and do stuff. It was exhausting.